The 'BIG' match
It will be a big match tonight, the whole world will be watching Manchester United duel Chelsea. It is a bitter feud(rhymes!) between the I-like-to-act-rich-club and the I-am-rich-but-also-the-no.1-hate-club. With eyes for each other from the start, they were afterall, everbody's 'title contenders'. Summoning every last bit of energy remaining in their bodies, they will run that extra mile, cover that entra inch, and make sure they play the best game in their life tonight. The match will finish 3-3.
3 reds for Man U and 3 reds for Chelsea. They are bitter rivals. So deep is their hatred for each other, that I can see a brawl breaking out. Lampard, so desperate to perform with his limited abilities, will be doing a Gerrard-styled, covering all over the field. Unfortunately he will be sent off early in the game for 2 bookable offences. Saha and Essien will crash in the penalty area, Saha attempted to dive but is confronted by the hot-headed Essien, both will be sent off. Being captain and seeing that his team is 2 men down, Terry will try to intercede for Essien. The quick witted referee will sense his propaganda and send Terry off. The usual suspects Rooney and Ronaldo will be sent off as well. They were instilled with a winning mentality, Chelsea got 3 sent off, Man U only have 1, how can?! They will somehow bring back the topic on their World Cup and start throwing punches at each other. The referee sends both off and declare the match abandoned. The FA will deduct 10 points from each team for bringing the game into disarray. But FIFA will not tolerate such nonsense, they will step in because the penalty is too lenient. Both teams will be slapped with an additional 20 points deduction.
The 6 shameful sportsmen will also be banned for 2 years each. 2 years later, Lampard will completely lose his fluke-luck and finish the season with 0 goals for Chelsea in the Championship. Saha will shock the Manchester fans, when he return looking as fit as Cantona. Ronaldo will retire from the sport totally, citing health problems as the reason. But we know it is because he 'played' too much. Rooney will leave the then relegated Man U for premiership football, joining his old club Everton to battle relegation.
3 reds for Man U and 3 reds for Chelsea. They are bitter rivals. So deep is their hatred for each other, that I can see a brawl breaking out. Lampard, so desperate to perform with his limited abilities, will be doing a Gerrard-styled, covering all over the field. Unfortunately he will be sent off early in the game for 2 bookable offences. Saha and Essien will crash in the penalty area, Saha attempted to dive but is confronted by the hot-headed Essien, both will be sent off. Being captain and seeing that his team is 2 men down, Terry will try to intercede for Essien. The quick witted referee will sense his propaganda and send Terry off. The usual suspects Rooney and Ronaldo will be sent off as well. They were instilled with a winning mentality, Chelsea got 3 sent off, Man U only have 1, how can?! They will somehow bring back the topic on their World Cup and start throwing punches at each other. The referee sends both off and declare the match abandoned. The FA will deduct 10 points from each team for bringing the game into disarray. But FIFA will not tolerate such nonsense, they will step in because the penalty is too lenient. Both teams will be slapped with an additional 20 points deduction.
The 6 shameful sportsmen will also be banned for 2 years each. 2 years later, Lampard will completely lose his fluke-luck and finish the season with 0 goals for Chelsea in the Championship. Saha will shock the Manchester fans, when he return looking as fit as Cantona. Ronaldo will retire from the sport totally, citing health problems as the reason. But we know it is because he 'played' too much. Rooney will leave the then relegated Man U for premiership football, joining his old club Everton to battle relegation.
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